After the new spread that baby models had taken over the town, many of the more fragile and faint of heart just simply didn't have the will to go in living. Some moved away, others just into more remote, wilderness areas where they spent the remainder of their days writing bitter letters to the editor about the fateful time when baby models took over, and how nothing has been the same since.
Once they had gotten it down to a science, the baby models got bored, but even in their boredom, their deceitful baby ways were so unnervingly charming still that they soon cornered the baby modeling market, and many other markets after that. Everyone always said don't give those baby models access to the Internet, but their cries fell on deaf ears.
At first a regional phenomenon, the baby models take over soon spread like wildfire to include entire hemispheres of service and availability. Baby models that had made an easy game of it in North America, soon spread north and south to Canada, and South America. The baby models takeover did not last forever, though. Eventually moms and dads came to their senses, and began denying privileges like voguing in the crib after sunset, and four A.M. feedings, and things soon went back to normal.